The Constitution
of
de' Montmorency College of Dentistry
in other words, the Disclaimer..!
This blog and its articles, posts, content do not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends, other authors, or my rabbits. Don't quote me on that. Don't quote me on anything.
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This disclaimer may not be copied or reproduced in any form without the expressed written consent of whoever I stole it from...
The verbage above was NOT written by me.. I have no idea where I got it.. May be it fell from sky or something...
- HARIS GHOLE
